The Coke – Cocaine Equivalence Modulo.

I’m seriously thinking Coca-cola™ is a mild, liquefied form of Benzoylmethylecgonine, also known as cocaine. 

The two substances have similar effects. When taken, both :

  • keeps you awake at night,
  • gives you energy to do shit,
  • messes up with your blood pressure,
  • gives bad effects to the body when intake is excessive,
  • are addictive (seriously, I’m addicted to coke. not cocaine tho. never tried, never will.)

Then it turns out, I’m right; If this is the year 1900! Before, Coke really did have cocaine. The two key ingredients of the infamous Coca-cola™ is Cocaine (which is extracted from coca leaves) and Caffeine (from kola leaves). But the coca leaves part is later changed in order for the company to make a cocaine-free softdrink.

So technically, all that’s acting as a stimulant in Coke now is the caffeine, which also in a milder form establishes the same effects. Well, they’re both amines after all.


No matter how bad things get, you got to go on living, even if it kills you.

Sholom Aleichem